Dumb blonde. a blond walk into a hair salon with headphones on and sits down in a chair. the blonde asks the woman working there for a haircut. the woman takes of the headphones and cuts the blondes hair. after she is finished she looks down and to her surprise finds the blonde dead. 1. dumb blonde in a car. a guy was driving in a car with a blonde. he told her to stick her head out the window and see if the blinker worked. she stuck her head out and said, “yes, no, yes, no, yes…”. 2. blonde lost in the desert. a blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were all lost in the desert.
1 – the bartender is a young blonde woman. 2 – the bouncer is a beautiful blonde girl. 3 – i’m a 6’0″ 200 pound blonde with a black belt in karate. 4 – the blonde woman sitting next to me is a professional weightlifter. 5 – the blonde lady on your right is a professional wrestler. But perhaps the most annoying part of being a blonde is enduring the never ending stream of dumb blonde jokes. and for that, we have a solution: come up with a few quips of your own—or use one of ours. read on for some of the funniest blonde jokes of all time. relate: 169 best yo mama jokes of all time. I went to the pet shop and asked for 12 bees the clerk counted out 13 bees and handed them over. you've given me one too many i said. that one is a freebie. a man walks into a pet store and asks for a dozen bees. the clerk carefully counts 13 bees out onto the counter. that's one too many! says the customer. 11. a blonde’s hair might look golden, but their humor is pure platinum. 12. don’t let the blonde fool you, they’re the ones who hold all the cards in the laughter department. 13. sure, blondes have fun, but they also know how to lighten the mood with a good joke. 14.
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