Funny Death Sticker For Sale By Thesircurly Redbubble Death is going to happen. dreading and fearing it will only make the few years we have less enjoyable. here are a few quotes about death from the stoics. “i cannot escape death, but at least i can escape the fear of it.”. epictetus. “it’s better to conquer grief than to deceive it.”. Death: jack! your time is up. i’ll take you now. jack: not today please, i have a lot more to do. death: oh no, you’re the first on the list to die. jack: alright, i’ll finish what i’m doing first. even better, i’ll make you some coffee while you wait. and after i’m done, we can leave.
Quotes About Death Funny Shortquotes Cc Life, definitely. like, no one wins, it’s a one way game.”. friend #2: “uhh…that’s not exactly what he meant…”. friend #1: calls the suicide hotline. give a man a plane ticket and he’ll fly for a day. push a man from a plane and he’ll fly for the rest of his life. people say that life is short i say…. A priest, an alcoholic, and an engineer are sentenced to death. they are to be killed by the guillotine. first is the priest. the executioner says "you can go on the guillotine either face up or face down". the priest says "i want to die face up, looking up to the heavens". so the priest lies face up. Life is like a gift. it’s not about what you get, but what you do with what you have. life is like a cup of coffee. it’s all in how you make it. life is like a jar of pickles. sometimes it’s sweet, sometimes it’s sour. life is like a circus. it’s full of surprises and excitement. life is like a piece of music. If you rush a decapitation, you’ll get a head of yourself. these funny death puns “are all the grave!”. a new printing of “the necronomicon” would be a new dead ition. the underworld newspaper contained too many typos, so they had to hire a new deaditor. it’s partially dead and partially undead. i loved the diechotomy.
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