#best joke #funny short she tired of all blonde jokes. But perhaps the most annoying part of being a blonde is enduring the never ending stream of dumb blonde jokes. and for that, we have a solution: come up with a few quips of your own—or use one of ours. read on for some of the funniest blonde jokes of all time. relate: 169 best yo mama jokes of all time.
Watch 'blonde girl jokes' videos on tiktok customized just for you. there’s something for everyone. download the app to discover new creators and popular trends. A: because it said “concentrate.”. q: why did the blonde bring a pencil to bed? a: she wanted to draw curtains. q: why did the blonde girl get thrown out of the library? a: because she threw the book back at the librarian when she found out that “the titanic” was a sad story. P: something that has your face on it. a blond girl shows the policewoman her mirror and tells her: b: here it is! p: wow, i didn’t know you were also a policewoman. two blond women are going to disneyland by car. one of them saw the sign “disneyland left”. they no longer headed to disneyland. 1 – the bartender is a young blonde woman. 2 – the bouncer is a beautiful blonde girl. 3 – i’m a 6’0″ 200 pound blonde with a black belt in karate. 4 – the blonde woman sitting next to me is a professional weightlifter. 5 – the blonde lady on your right is a professional wrestler.
P: something that has your face on it. a blond girl shows the policewoman her mirror and tells her: b: here it is! p: wow, i didn’t know you were also a policewoman. two blond women are going to disneyland by car. one of them saw the sign “disneyland left”. they no longer headed to disneyland. 1 – the bartender is a young blonde woman. 2 – the bouncer is a beautiful blonde girl. 3 – i’m a 6’0″ 200 pound blonde with a black belt in karate. 4 – the blonde woman sitting next to me is a professional weightlifter. 5 – the blonde lady on your right is a professional wrestler. She looks at the blonde woman’s ticket and tells the blonde; “ma’am you can’t sit here, your ticket says coach and this is first class. please move to the back of the plane”. the blonde replies “i’m a blonde, i’m smart and have a good job. i’m not moving until the plane arrives in jamaica”. The blonde adds “oh, and by the way, it’s not a porsche, it was a ferrari”. ***. *** blonde at the cheeseburger stand ***. a man goes to a food truck and sees the menu: cheeseburgers: $8. fries: $3. handjobs: $20. he asks the gorgeous woman working in the truck “are you the one doing the handjobs”. “yes” responds the blonde very.
She looks at the blonde woman’s ticket and tells the blonde; “ma’am you can’t sit here, your ticket says coach and this is first class. please move to the back of the plane”. the blonde replies “i’m a blonde, i’m smart and have a good job. i’m not moving until the plane arrives in jamaica”. The blonde adds “oh, and by the way, it’s not a porsche, it was a ferrari”. ***. *** blonde at the cheeseburger stand ***. a man goes to a food truck and sees the menu: cheeseburgers: $8. fries: $3. handjobs: $20. he asks the gorgeous woman working in the truck “are you the one doing the handjobs”. “yes” responds the blonde very.
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