Wife: “i’m looking for an expiration date.”. scientists have just discovered something that can do all the work of five men…a woman. it doesn’t matter how many times a married man changes his job; he will always end up with the same boss. woman: “i got a set of golf clubs for my husband.”. friend: “great trade!”. 200 marriage jokes. 1. marriage is when a man and woman become as one. the trouble starts when they try to decide which one. 2. grooms, once you get married remember that when you have a.
These 25 marriage jokes perfectly capture what married life is really like. 1. "marriage is like deleting all the apps on your phone except one." —unknown. 2. [plane about to crash] wife: if you. Joke, husband | 34k views, 460 likes, 18 comments, 24 shares, facebook reels from katie mccabe. 2. don't worry about finding a "good" wife. “by all means, marry. if you get a good wife, you’ll become happy; if you get a bad one, you’ll become a philosopher.” — often attributed to. Humor in marriage. by drs. les and leslie parrott. january 1, 2002. share: laughter bonds people. any good friend will tell you that laughter is the shortest distance between two people — especially in marriage. “the most wasted of all days is one without laughter.”. – e.e. cummings.
2. don't worry about finding a "good" wife. “by all means, marry. if you get a good wife, you’ll become happy; if you get a bad one, you’ll become a philosopher.” — often attributed to. Humor in marriage. by drs. les and leslie parrott. january 1, 2002. share: laughter bonds people. any good friend will tell you that laughter is the shortest distance between two people — especially in marriage. “the most wasted of all days is one without laughter.”. – e.e. cummings. You are ultimately the love of your life. it wasn’t until the quiet moments of my first night alone in a big, empty house that i was faced with the truth i’d been trying to avoid: i’m in this alone. we all are. the childhood sweethearts are alone. the head over heel ers are alone. 20. compliment him in front of others. one simple way to make your husband feel more attracted to you is to compliment him in front of other people. everyone likes to feel appreciated, and hearing you say nice things about him around his friends, family, or colleagues will stroke his ego and make him feel amazing.
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