1. dumb blonde in a car. a guy was driving in a car with a blonde. he told her to stick her head out the window and see if the blinker worked. she stuck her head out and said, “yes, no, yes, no, yes…”. 2. blonde lost in the desert. a blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were all lost in the desert. But perhaps the most annoying part of being a blonde is enduring the never ending stream of dumb blonde jokes. and for that, we have a solution: come up with a few quips of your own—or use one of ours. read on for some of the funniest blonde jokes of all time. relate: 169 best yo mama jokes of all time.
The blonde bursts into tears, and says 'oh no, i'm having puppies!'”. — reddit. tagged: funny, joke, blonde jokes, blonde. “two blondes are walking through the woods and come across some tracks. blonde #1: awww how cute, deer tracks. blonde #2: those are wolf tracks stupid!. The blonde adds “oh, and by the way, it’s not a porsche, it was a ferrari”. ***. *** blonde at the cheeseburger stand ***. a man goes to a food truck and sees the menu: cheeseburgers: $8. fries: $3. handjobs: $20. he asks the gorgeous woman working in the truck “are you the one doing the handjobs”. “yes” responds the blonde very. 1 – the bartender is a young blonde woman. 2 – the bouncer is a beautiful blonde girl. 3 – i’m a 6’0″ 200 pound blonde with a black belt in karate. 4 – the blonde woman sitting next to me is a professional weightlifter. 5 – the blonde lady on your right is a professional wrestler. Brunette: “i don’t know.”. blonde: “omg, nobody does!”. a robber comes into the store & steals a tv. a blonde run after him and says, “wait, you forgot the remote!”. a guy was driving in a car with a blonde. he told her to stick her head out the window and see if the blinker worked. she stuck her head out and said, “yes, no, yes.
1 – the bartender is a young blonde woman. 2 – the bouncer is a beautiful blonde girl. 3 – i’m a 6’0″ 200 pound blonde with a black belt in karate. 4 – the blonde woman sitting next to me is a professional weightlifter. 5 – the blonde lady on your right is a professional wrestler. Brunette: “i don’t know.”. blonde: “omg, nobody does!”. a robber comes into the store & steals a tv. a blonde run after him and says, “wait, you forgot the remote!”. a guy was driving in a car with a blonde. he told her to stick her head out the window and see if the blinker worked. she stuck her head out and said, “yes, no, yes. Blonde: i don’t know, my doctor advised me to drink less. the conversation between two blondes: bl. 1: i’ve heard that christmas will be on friday this year. bl. 2: well, i hope it’s not on friday the 13th! next: 150 cringeworthy bad jokes. A: because it said “concentrate.”. q: why did the blonde bring a pencil to bed? a: she wanted to draw curtains. q: why did the blonde girl get thrown out of the library? a: because she threw the book back at the librarian when she found out that “the titanic” was a sad story.
Blonde: i don’t know, my doctor advised me to drink less. the conversation between two blondes: bl. 1: i’ve heard that christmas will be on friday this year. bl. 2: well, i hope it’s not on friday the 13th! next: 150 cringeworthy bad jokes. A: because it said “concentrate.”. q: why did the blonde bring a pencil to bed? a: she wanted to draw curtains. q: why did the blonde girl get thrown out of the library? a: because she threw the book back at the librarian when she found out that “the titanic” was a sad story.
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