15. advertisement. a one liner, also known as a punchline in some cases, is a truly remarkable form of a joke. first of all, it is so short that by telling it, you’ll never miss the ‘magical moment’ and will always leave your audience amused (that is if you’ve calculated your timing perfectly). hence, if you are looking for a comedic. Top 55 long jokes: the talking parrot: a man goes to a pet shop and buys a talking parrot. he takes the parrot home and tries to teach the parrot how to say a few things, but instead, the parrot just swears at him. after a few hours of this, the man finally gets fed up and throws the parrot into the freezer to teach it a lesson.
Charles shulz. “may the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house.”. – george carlin. a day without laughter is a day wasted. charlie chaplin. political correctness is tyranny with manners. charleton heston. if you think you are too small to make a difference, try sleeping with a mosquito. dalai lama. This collection of 222 questions will take you through the hilarious, the funky, and the downright weird facts that make our world such an interesting place. so, sit back, relax, and let’s get quizzical! 1. what animal’s manure is known to spontaneously combust? show answer. 2. Go to the moo vies. • what do cows say when they hear a bad joke? “i am not amoosed.”. • why do french people eat snails? they don’t like fast food. • why did the golfer wear two pairs. One is really heavy, and the other is a little lighter. two guys walk into a bar. the third guy ducks. and god said to john, "come forth and you shall be granted eternal life." but john came fifth and won a toaster. "i stand corrected!" said the man in the orthopedic shoes.
Go to the moo vies. • what do cows say when they hear a bad joke? “i am not amoosed.”. • why do french people eat snails? they don’t like fast food. • why did the golfer wear two pairs. One is really heavy, and the other is a little lighter. two guys walk into a bar. the third guy ducks. and god said to john, "come forth and you shall be granted eternal life." but john came fifth and won a toaster. "i stand corrected!" said the man in the orthopedic shoes. A fish swam into a concrete wall, dam! change is inevitable, except from a vending machine. when life gives you melons, you might be dyslexic. the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda was lucky it was a soft drink. the man who invented knock knock jokes should get a no bell prize. 109 actually funny clean jokes for any situation. pull out these pg jokes anytime you need a wholesome laugh. javier brosch shutterstock. by sarah crow, carrie weisman. mar 21, 2024. antibiotics and insulin aside, laughter is the best medicine. however, while many of us have repertoires chock full of raunchy jokes perfect for cracking up our.
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