R jokes•. by thetrueshit. view community ranking #13 in largest communities. husband to wife : today is a fine day. next day he says : today is a fine day. again next day, he says same thing today is a fine day. finally after a week, the wife can't take it and asks her husband : since last one week, you are saying this 'today is a fine day'. 49 dad jokes memes about wives . calling all married couples with a fine tuned taste and a much needed want for some 'dad joke' style laughter this one is for you. yes, we know they're the jokes we all love to hate but get ready to giggle and groan, and maybe even roll your eyes at 49 of the funniest 'dad joke' memes we could find.
12. “the secret of a happy marriage remains a secret.”. — henny youngman. 13. “a good marriage would be between a blind wife and a deaf husband.”. — michel de montaigne. 14. “marriage has no guarantees. if that’s what you’re looking for, go live with a car battery.”. Went to lowe’s and bought a toilet” —anonymous. “after about 15 years i finally figured out that she’s always right. so surprisingly we just stopped fighting after that.” —barack obama. “a good marriage is one where each partner secretly suspects they got the better deal.” —anonymous. Wife: “i’m looking for an expiration date.”. scientists have just discovered something that can do all the work of five men…a woman. it doesn’t matter how many times a married man changes his job; he will always end up with the same boss. woman: “i got a set of golf clubs for my husband.”. friend: “great trade!”. Marriage is fun.” . stephanie ortiz. “i think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage. they’ve experienced pain and bought jewelry.”. – rita rudner. “all men make mistakes, but married men find out about them sooner.”. – red skelton.
Wife: “i’m looking for an expiration date.”. scientists have just discovered something that can do all the work of five men…a woman. it doesn’t matter how many times a married man changes his job; he will always end up with the same boss. woman: “i got a set of golf clubs for my husband.”. friend: “great trade!”. Marriage is fun.” . stephanie ortiz. “i think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage. they’ve experienced pain and bought jewelry.”. – rita rudner. “all men make mistakes, but married men find out about them sooner.”. – red skelton. A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.”. “marriage is a workshop – where the husband works & the wife shops.”. “a good wife always forgives her husband when she’s wrong.”. “behind every successful man is a surprised woman.”. “every man should get married some time; after all, happiness is not the only. Keep your eyes wide open before marriage, half closed afterward. marriage is like a deck of cards. in the beginning, all you need is two hearts and a diamond. after 10 years, you want a club and spade. behind every successful man is a surprised woman. the secret of a happy marriage remains a secret.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.”. “marriage is a workshop – where the husband works & the wife shops.”. “a good wife always forgives her husband when she’s wrong.”. “behind every successful man is a surprised woman.”. “every man should get married some time; after all, happiness is not the only. Keep your eyes wide open before marriage, half closed afterward. marriage is like a deck of cards. in the beginning, all you need is two hearts and a diamond. after 10 years, you want a club and spade. behind every successful man is a surprised woman. the secret of a happy marriage remains a secret.
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